1. What does Vampire say when introduced to someone? "Hello, pleased to eat you!"
2. Why did the vampire's lunch give him heartburn? It was a stake sandwich.
3. What happened to the two mad vampires? They both went a little batty.
4. Why do vampires hate arguments? Because they make themselves cross.
5. What is Dracula’s favorite pudding? Leeches and scream.
6. What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic? Wait for him to give it back.
1 comment:
Here's another bad joke:
Three vampires went into a bar and sat down.
The barmaid came over to take their orders. "And what would you, er,
gentlemen like tonight?"
The first vampire said, "I'll have a pint of blood."
The second vampire said, "I'll have a pint of blood."
The third vampire shook his head at his companions and said, "I will
have a glass of plasma."
The barmaid wrote down each order, went to the bar and called to the
bartender, "Two bloods and a blood light."
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