1. What does Vampire say when introduced to someone? "Hello, pleased to eat you!"
2. Why did the vampire's lunch give him heartburn? It was a stake sandwich.
3. What happened to the two mad vampires? They both went a little batty.
4. Why do vampires hate arguments? Because they make themselves cross.
5. What is Dracula’s favorite pudding? Leeches and scream.
6. What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic? Wait for him to give it back.
